US Presidential Candidates as Characters in Game of Thrones
Was chatting with my buddy about this last night, turns out there are a few of these lists floating around, nevertheless, here’s my take on the situation …
Hillary Clinton / Daenerys Targaryen
Our mother of dragons, HRC should sit on the iron throne. No doubt, there is still a challenging journey ahead for our protagonist, but we all want to see her prevail.
Bernie Sanders / Ned Stark
Noble as fuck. They’re both solid dudes, and their only fault is being too honorable.
Paul Ryan / Little Finger
Both say they don’t want the throne, and no one believes that.
Jeb Bush / Stannis Baratheon
Tragic. Neither lived up to their brother’s (rather uninspiring) legacy.
Ted Cruz / High Sparrow
They scare the shit out of me.
Elizabeth Warren / Arya Stark
We are all rooting for them! Brave, kickass, and ruthless, these two rock so damn hard.
Trump / Melisandre
The wall is made of smoke.
Wall Street / The Iron Bank
Regardless of who sits atop the throne, they still get paid.