On Modern Mammoth Meat

Obesity, but also impotence and pornography, social contagion and cultural what-the-fucks of all kinds: Hollywood celebrity house tours, YouTube meetups with dangerous sun glasses-donning provocateurs, protests and prison riots, even just crows perched on telephone wires along the highway — all these things emerge from a kind of hyprerstimulatory heuristic interface between the relatively stationary predispositions of our ancestors and the co-evolutionary dance of contemporary social and economic fitness landscapes at scale.

It’s hard not to indulge in modern mammoth meat when the comparative cost of acquiring a McDouble is so minute.