James Cheatham
Jul 28, 2017 · 1 min read

The guy saying your stomach couldn’t have reacted that fast should try Milk of Magnesia. When I was a young lad and well, a little irregular, my mom would give me this and tell me to go lay down. I quickly learned that sitting on the toilet was a much better idea as getting down off my bed (bunkbeds so it was a mountaineering expedition) getting to the bathroom and getting my pants down and butt properly positioned (not necessarily in that order) was tricky at best. That was a lesson learned the hard way.

As for the rest, well, it’s just sour grapes on their part, usually, I like poking people who froth at the brain like that, but sometimes you just gotta know when to let them go. Good for you on figuring that one out, I usually end up wasting half the night responding before I finally give up. (Trying to get that last word in.)

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