Ginny, don’t worry about my stress levels. I was trying to match the style of the author of the original article. But writing is not my best skill.
For the second point — thankfully, the trains I take to get into the city are usually not delayed by cyclists. I’d imagine that I might be upset if that would happen, though.
I wish I would be able to run faster than speed limit — I might set the world record this way. :) And certainly, I do cross the roads on a red light (while making sure nobody would run me over).
P.S. Yes, and I’m also carbon-positive since I breathe it out. :)