I Am A Cyclist, And I Am Here To Fuck You Up
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Yes, you are cyclist and you are fucking up. You are fucking up the rules of the road, because you never learned them. Or because you believe they are for those in the cars.

You are fucking up safety because you believe that it isn’t your responsibility.

You are fucking up traffic lights, because you believe that they aren’t for you.

You are fucking up us, pedestrians, because you believe that they should yield you the right of way. You believe that we should scatter when we hear your bell since there’s no way you can wait.

And unlike drivers, there’s no way to get your incompetent ass off the road, because you don’t even need a driving license.

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