I Have Some Really Fucking Awful News
Ted Rheingold

Hi Ted,

I don’t know you but FWIW I got wheeled onto the oncology ward in 1998. I went into the emergency room feeling shitty and wouldn’t you know, that’s the shit I heard: you’re gonna be dead, etc and so forth.

anyway I got on a clinical trial and here I am, 18 years later, alive and pretty as never. You too. Do the same. You can come over. I’ll buy booze.

You take care and get better now — I don’t want to hear any bullshit.

God bless

Seth, a very famous person

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