Death to the Conference T-Shirt

Graphical Representation of Average Nerd T-Shirt Hoard
  1. Take a style-savvy friend or hire a personal stylist to go with you and go to one clothing store. This will minimize overstimulation/overwhelm and make sure someone else gives you feedback
  2. Buy 5 t-shirts in solid colours that are fitted and that are your size. If you do not know what your size is, pick one shirt in one colour and take several sizes of that colour with you to the fitting room. Try them on one by one and get feedback from your friend/stylist. You can also ask a member of store staff to give you feedback.
  3. Buy two pairs of fitted jeans (skinny jeans if you are slim, slim fit if you have an average body size, and bootleg if you are larger) in a complementary, solid colour that are the correct size for you. If you do not know your size, do as you did for the t-shirts: grab the same colour jeans in several sizes and try them on one by one
  1. Produce Conference Socks Instead — This is so good on so many levels. It helps with sock matching, it’s distinctive, it’s eye catching, and because it is different, nerds will talk about it. Props in particular to deepsense who produce absolutely awesome conference socks.
  • Fitted
  • Available in several sizes
  • Designed beautifully
  • Made from touchably soft material

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