Shaker SammanOn InevitabilityFor the last decade, college football knelt before a crimson oppressor. And in its shadow, developed some strange habits.Nov 7, 2019Nov 7, 2019
Shaker SammanThe Once and Future King of Mario PartyEarlier this week, a miracle happened. During a family get-together at my aunt’s house, I stumbled upon an ancient relic — a portal to a…Jan 9, 2019Jan 9, 2019
Shaker SammanDiary of a Juice Cleansing ManA few weeks ago, a friend of mine, Kate, decided that she was going to do a cleanse. In typical drug dealer fashion, she sold me on the…Jan 9, 2019Jan 9, 2019
Shaker SammanNCAA Tournamentapalooza 2015Welcome, dear friends, to the best month in sports. March Madness is upon us. Last year, I not-so-successfully predicted every single game…Jan 9, 2019Jan 9, 2019
Shaker SammanThe Once and Future Kings of MusicWashington D.C. is falling apart.Jan 9, 2019Jan 9, 2019
Shaker SammanNCAA Tournamentapalooza 2016Dear friends, it’s my honor to welcome you all to NCAA Tournamentapalooza 2016. It’s time for the best month in sports. March Madness is…Jan 9, 2019Jan 9, 2019
Shaker SammanNCAA Tournamentapalooza 2017Hello, comrades. In these, our trying times, we rally together and prepare ourselves for a month of glory. This is March. And in March, we…Jan 9, 2019Jan 9, 2019
Shaker SammanBarack Obama’s Last StandThis story was originally published by the Duke Political Review on November 4, 2016.Jul 11, 2018Jul 11, 2018
Shaker SammanRunning on Empty: scenes from the last day of the worst campaign in American historyThis story was originally published by the Duke Political Review on November 8, 2016.Jul 11, 2018Jul 11, 2018
Shaker SammaninTHE SHOCKERAlex Siquig Has To DieAfter years of, you know, being alive, the time has come. Alex Siquig has to die.Dec 2, 2016Dec 2, 2016