A+

You turned in your essay and I managed to focus for the entire ten minutes it took to read it, so clearly this is the work of genius! You are excused from any more homework this semester, there is nothing more I can teach you.

A

It’s clear by what you turned in that you gave the assignment your best shot, and it’s not your fault I kept clicking over to see what ice-cold water the Washington Post wants to splash on me now. You are also excused from any more homework this semester.

A-

You turned in your…

Shannon Reed

A lover boy romantic, that's me. My book, Why Did I Get a B?: And Other Mysteries We’re Discussing in the Faculty Lounge, is out!

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