Sharon MontagueinConsumer PurportsBuilding Skirmish Breaks Out in Downtown AtlantaTwo buildings housing the Esophobee Headquarters and the Broke Brothers headquarters grew limbs and brawled throughout downtown Atlanta.3 min read·Jul 21, 2021----
Sharon MontagueinConsumer PurportsJudge Bama Declares Esophobee Victor During Heated HearingEsophobee v. Botsworth incorrectly named Esophobee as a defendant, which prompted Esophobee’s general counsel, Johnny Lahsootz, to file a…3 min read·May 25, 2021----
Sharon MontagueinConsumer PurportsMotorcycle Chase Involved Little Five Mob Boss Sally MayEsophobee’s Yhandis Hepa and Bernard Horner were chased throughout Atlanta by Sally May and her Little 5 Balaklavas.3 min read·May 1, 2021----
Sharon MontagueinConsumer PurportsTiger Woods Named Head of Esophobee’s Controversial Ride-Sharing DivisionWaggle, the ride-share subsidiary of Esophobee, has a new CEO3 min read·Mar 29, 2021----
Sharon MontagueinConsumer PurportsConsumer Purports Interviews: CEO John McPhersonEsophobee’s CEO, John McPherson, has been heading the company for the past three months.7 min read·Mar 25, 2021----
Sharon MontagueinConsumer PurportsEsophobee’s New Electric Vehicle Is A Weapon Of Mass DestructionHow a product from a high-profile start-up trying to change the world turned out to be a derivative of a pineapple bomb.6 min read·Mar 14, 2021--1--1