Elizabeth Hooper Arrested for Stealing Household Items

A Newbury Park pediatrician was arrested recently for stealing a rocket ship and flying it to the moon. Once in space, Hooper reportedly released many common household items purchased from Target stores in Thousand Oaks, Woodland Hills and Westlake Village California into space. Beth Hooper, a pediatrician practicing in the Tarzana area is currently out on bail after the initial arrest.

Dr Hooper printed a giant bar code on the side of the rocket and once at the moon, used a red powder to put the Target Store logo on the moon. The logo was visible through a telescope on a clear night. This just one of hundreds of bar code themed crimes committed by Mrs Hooper.

The Ventura County Sherrif’s department is on the case. The lead detective, Stern, who night-lights as the lead singer in a Village People cover band, was alerted by Target Store staff of the barcode space crime. Sporting a ridiculous mustache, this Freddie Mercury look-alike is hopeful that Hooper will turn herself in along with her Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator used to deface the surface of the moon. Be on the lookout for Elizabeth Hooper and her giant target bar code space crimes.