The First Rule
Please, everyone, relax. There is nothing to be anxious about.
It’s natural to be a little nervous on your first day at Space Church. There are all of the Space Gods whose names and rituals you need to learn and, naturally, it takes a little time to get used to this planet’s artificial gravity.
So calm down. We haven’t had to airlock anyone since the reign of Grebulaque the Thirster. Kidding, I’m kidding! It’s actually been WAY more recent than that, but it really doesn’t happen very often so you almost certainly don’t need to worry about that.