Humor columnist Dave Barry once wrote, family vacations are a good time to get to know your children…and anyone else who may inhabit their bodies. And the only photograph accompanying his column on Family Vacations was a picture of a scene from the movie The Exorcist, with the little girl’s head spinning around while spewing obscenities.

PS Never watch that movie, young person. It is superstitious nonsense, not real, and nobody needs to see such ugliness, on purpose. Go watch Salaam, Neighbor, about life in a Syrian Refugee Camp, a documentary made by young people like you! Young people will save the world. You are already beginning!