I clapped because I like the title, Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends. I didn’t google this phrase; did you write it? It’s good. I also like a woman riding a bicycle in a bikini on her way to my birthday party. Did you take that photo? Based on personal experience, that looks like the small hill leading up to the strand in Manhattan Beach, coming from Hermosa Beach, CA. What a wonderful location!
Best wishes! May thou poppeth many a cork, and dispense little real pain.