& I had never watched that iPhone 7/porn video, yet. I’m eligible for a phone upgrade in January, ’17, so I won’t be the first kid on my block with a 7, but I will have one quite soon! And now that I’ve read this article, I’m saving up for the fucksticks, too. I can’t afford the 15,000 dollar iWatch with 18k gold case, but I can save up two hundred for the brain-spooning devices. Oh, hell yes. Me & Siri? Yeah, we’ve never spoken, so I guess I better get to know her. She seems nothing like Scarlett Johansson to me, but maybe she’ll grow on me if I talk to her?

Peace, brothers & sisters. Awesome Medium, Mr. Messina!