ISIS camp attacked by Wild Pigs

3 Muslim Terrorists dead, Praise Jesus.

Many people had to vet this news to make sure that it wasn’t fake news because it is sooooo, Ironic. There is literally no worse way to die than being killed by an Un-Halal Pig. That is worse than being killed by a woman. And if you are killed by a woman you can’t get into Muslim Heaven. Which means even Mohammed isn’t in Muslim Heaven, and that is SUPER-IRONIC because he invented Muslim Heaven. So, I am assuming that if you get killed on the battlefield by a pack of wild pigs then you have to go straight to Muslim Hell where you probably will find Allah. Muslim Hell must be a lot like American Prisons because that is where most Muslim Converts, come from.


Mmm! Easter ham and Christmas ham. So tasty, salty even. They don’t know what they are missing. Over here in Civilization land we eat pigs. Over there in Opposite Land pigs eat them. It kind of reminds me of a Yakov Smirnoff joke.