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Nicknames Of Vegan Mobsters

These cold-blooded vegangsters would kale for some pasta fazool

Nov 1, 2023

Nicknames Of Vegan Mobsters

Nov 1, 2023

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Quiz: Are You Shopping With Your Family At IKEA, Or Are You Jack Torrance In The Shining?

What could possibly go wrong?

Jul 11, 2023

Jack Nicholson in “The Shining.”

Jul 11, 2023

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I’m the Quokka Who Stole Your Wife

Sorry not sorry

Nov 11, 2021

I’m the Quokka Who Stole Your Wife

Nov 11, 2021

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Yoda Uses The Force To Decode The Candy Hearts You Got On Valentine’s Day

Matters, size does

Feb 13, 2023

Yoda decodes the candy hearts you got on Valentine’s Day.

Feb 13, 2023

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It is I, Günter, Your German Garten Gnome, and I Am Here to Tell You Zat I Am Marrying Your Daughter

You kannot shtand in zee vay of our lofe

Oct 11, 2022

It is I, Günter, Your German Garten Gnome, and I Am Here to Tell You Zat I Am Marrying Your Daughter

Oct 11, 2022

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An Employee Appreciation Day Guide For Mafia Bosses

Get ready to plan a full day of non-stop funsies!

Mar 1, 2024

A mobster at a cookie decorating competition.

Mar 1, 2024

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Quiz: Are You Liam Neeson In ‘Taken,’ Or Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer?

You have a very particular set of skills.

Dec 22, 2023

Liam Neeson with a red nose and antlers.

Dec 22, 2023

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Quiz: Saw A UFO, Or Ate A Cheese Pizza?

It was truly an out-of-this-world experience

May 20, 2023

A UFO hovering over a cheese pizza.

May 20, 2023

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I, Venus, the Roman Goddess of Love and Beauty, Want to Vent About My Birthday

What kind of birthday di merda is-a this?

Feb 20, 2023

“The Birth of Venus” by Sandro Botticelli.

Feb 20, 2023

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Random Thoughts Running Through Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer’s Mind on Christmas Eve

Should I let Santa live, or should I kick him off this roof?

Dec 21, 2022

The reindeer flying through the night sky with Santa on Christmas Eve.

Dec 21, 2022

Sianna Lani

Sianna Lani

Sianna is a writer with humor pieces in Slackjaw, Points In Case, MuddyUm, and Little Old Lady Comedy | Sianna.Lani@gmail.com

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