How’d your date go last night?
(This is just a follow up).
I thought I was being cool and hip by dating another god damn bartender. Maybe I was being open minded and not so judgemental as I usually am.
(I was only laughing because I was uncomfortable).
Texting with you was really fun. You had a great sense of humor, all signs pointed to our date being a great time.
(I think it’s time to stop being so upset with you.)
I can honestly say I don’t miss you. I don’t miss the boring ass old couple like relationship we had. I held on to the relationship for too long waiting for you to physically heal and get back to…
(he’s a real person. I met him)
Soul mates are total bullshit… but I might have had a change of heart on the subject. So you might not have known this about me, but I recently took a break from dating. First dates (especially Internet dates) are exhausting. So many…
(I’m pretty much an idiot for thinking this would work)
You knew me when I went through my shit boring relationship. I was a chatty barista who made really awesome latte art.