America: Land of the Free*
*Warning: Some conditions may apply. Freedom is not for everyone. Republicans have identified complications in the following population groups: Women, blacks, browns, gays, trans, non-Christians, immigrants, anyone with an accent, Indians, the other Indians, and anyone to the left of Genghis Khan. Consult your local Republican before use. After all, your judgement can’t be trusted with such petty issues like your own body.