Why I Look Like a Serial Killer on my Driver’s LicenseIt was early in the morning on a Saturday and nobody was happy to be at the Longmont DMV. I spent two hours trying to read a book…Sep 24, 2017Sep 24, 2017
Day 5: The Train to BerlinPatrick and I arrived at the main train station to board a train to Berlin. There was hardly any explanation on how to use a Eurorail pass…Jul 26, 2017Jul 26, 2017
Day 4: The Last Full DayDay 4, we took the subway into town and wandered into an alleyway that gave me the crepes. Strawberry and Nutella crepes, to be exact — and…Jul 21, 2017Jul 21, 2017
Day 3: What Happens in Amsterdam should Stay in Amsterdam, but I’m Writing About it AnywayDay 3 began with fine art and dignity. It didn’t end that way.Jul 9, 2017Jul 9, 2017
Day 2: Insulting Private Distillers and Humoring BouncersDay 2, we took a bus to the city center. Central Amsterdam was a mass of beeping trolley cars, red double-decker busses, compact cars…Jul 6, 2017Jul 6, 2017
My Misadventures in Europe: Intro + Day 1Travel blogs of today are too romanticized.Jul 3, 2017Jul 3, 2017
Trump’s Twitter: A Nuanced Analysis of Today’s TweetDonald’s Twitter posts are strategic political narratives condensed into one hundred and forty-one characters. Every word and phrase has…Jan 22, 2017Jan 22, 2017
A Spirit’s Guide to Causing Terror in the 21st CenturyModern problems require modern solutions.Oct 4, 2016Oct 4, 2016
The Laundry QuandaryAfter spending a sunny week in Portugal, I was out of clean laundry and desperate to find a laundry machine. After searching the two square…Aug 30, 2016Aug 30, 2016
A Bee Sacrificed Itself so I could see ObamaIt was a beautiful day in April, and Obama was set to speak Colorado University’s Norlin quadrangle (an absurd name for a rectangular…Aug 14, 2016Aug 14, 2016
