From the Gut…
So 79 year-old Antonin Scalia, a member of the Supremes, has died in Texas. Apparently he had a bad heart–you would never have guessed from his decisions–and it finally gave out.
But some people have stated that it can’t be a coincidence when Kenyan Obama the Marxist, Muslim International Elitist (KOMMIE for short) has taken over the presidency.
Oh no, not a coincidence at all:
“As a former homicide commander, I am stunned that no autopsy was ordered for Justice Scalia,” William O. Ritchie, former head of criminal investigations for D.C. police, wrote in a post on Facebook on Sunday.
…My gut tells me there is something fishy going on in Texas.”
— via Washington Post
That’s one gut. Next:
Alex Jones, a leading conspiracy theorist and radio host, said of Scalia’s death: “My gut tells me they killed him and all the intellectual evidence lays it out.” [Facebook.com, 2/13/16, via Right Wing Watch]
— via Media Matters for America
Ok, two guts. Next:
End Times radio host Rick Wiles discussed “the possible occult connections” to the death of Justice Antonin Scalia, whom he concluded was murdered by President Obama and was a human sacrifice to mark the pagan festival of Lupercalia.
Wiles, declaring that he has “a pretty good sniffer for finding crimes” based on gut feelings, said that the “murder” of Scalia proves that “we’re being sucked into a police state where anybody who opposes this regime will be at risk of extermination.”
— via www.rightwingwatch.org
Oh my! Three guts!
So adding this all up we get:
3 guts and no brains.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!
Originally published at stupidiousness.com on February 19, 2016.