Tonight 2015 Gets It
We’ve all had it with you 2015…
Enough with your endless reviews, year-end sales and best of lists.
I got one word for you 2015: Trump.
Yep, that’s all anyone is going to remember about you.
Congratulations, 2015, you must be so proud.
So bye now.
Oh and next year, 2016 — the year the 2000’s get their driver’s license, starts dating and no longer even pretends to listen to us — yeah that one, happy new year.
I need a drink. Or 2,015 of them.