Tonight 2015 Gets It

We’ve all had it with you 2015…

Enough with your endless reviews, year-end sales and best of lists.

I got one word for you 2015: Trump.

Yep, that’s all anyone is going to remember about you.

Congratulations, 2015, you must be so proud.

So bye now.

Oh and next year, 2016 — the year the 2000’s get their driver’s license, starts dating and no longer even pretends to listen to us — yeah that one, happy new year.

I need a drink. Or 2,015 of them.

Cheers.

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