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Wow, random pseudoscientific bullshit generators have certainly come on in leaps and bounds since I last played with one; they’re starting to project their astral point particle energy across the etheric eleven membrane dimensions of the heliocentric….. damn, I’ve started bullshitting now…. I’ll stop.

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