The 5 taco plan sounds like a weird idea. A lot of people have told me it’s flat out dumb as shit. I don’t really care. It works a lot better than you might think, because it gives you free reign to enjoy life, it holds you back from getting too weird and it allows you room to grow. That’s a good combination.
Keep it short. Don’t insult anyone. Imagine how you’d feel if it were you. If you can’t imagine what it might feel like, then awesome. You must live in some alternate dimension where everyone is beautiful and successful and never gets dumped. If you ever shimmy back to this reality, please bring some fairy dust with you to sprinkle on us sad humans and whatever equates for a taco there.