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Law student. World champion airport crier. Maker of poor life choices. Princess of parking tickets. Not as witty as I like to think I am. ممكن بالعربي
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Author of Andrew Jackson and the Vampires: An Alternate Fictional Narrative
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Deputy tech editor @POLITICO. Formerly @BLaw, @SPGMarketIntel. Bylines @TheAVClub, @mcsweeneys, etc. @pboink for life. RTs = blood oaths.
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