Sonny Bohanan
Still reeling from the fortune cookie that destroyed my faith. The slip of paper said, “The secret of life is …” but the final words were smudged into oblivion.
Some may even pull out a ruler before they snicker. Because all women know, men can’t measure.
tnobles67
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Can’t measure up? It’s only because I’ve just returned from the swimming pool. That water’s still right chilly in April, that’s all. Just a little shrinkage, nothing to see here. … Wait, that’s not what I meant.
