Dedicated to a toubab named “Kyle.”

Dear white folks with hurt feelings, shocked that your lifelong indoctrination about the supposed inferiority and inherent immorality of black people — which is the source your all of your unearned self-confidence, unbearable arrogance, decrepit sense of superiority, and forever-distorted view of reality — is false, and who continue to cherry-pick this essay for points that might restore their paper-thin self-esteem instead of reading it holistically as preponderance of evidence, thereby pulling stuff out of context and out of your ass in order to continue your fantasy of white supremacy:

Get a better hobby.

You’re boring. You’re predictable. You’re fragile. You’re droll. You’re unexceptional. And worse, you’re stuck in perpetual infancy. I’m neither your Mammy nor your Uncle Remus. Please, please, please grow the fuck up.

White people are the number one consumers of the media that “glorifies guns and violence”: http://atlantablackstar.com/2016/07/05/two-white-boys-caught-arrested-for-playing-with-bb-guns-in-park-forced-to-write-essay-on-tamir-rice-as-punishment/

White people are bigger drug users/sellers than black people: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2014/09/30/white-people-are-more-likely-to-deal-drugs-but-black-people-are-more-likely-to-get-arrested-for-it/