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Friday was Chris Cornell’s funeral in LA.
When it stopped trending within 5 hours, I set out to enshrine what I learned:
I’m not here to judge the way he died.
I’m not here to debate whether it was his medication.
I don’t care for you. Facebook doesn’t care for you.
After receiving an unwarranted text activation code @ 11:46 pm on a Saturday night….Facebook and I realized you’re as dull as your weekend.
I wake up everyday singing Good Morning Life by Dean Martin, purposefully skipping the line “last night she said she loved me…