Day 2; The Supposed Magic Pill Of Life

Day two Prompt: Write the ad for an expensive new drug that improves bad posture. Now, list the possible side effects.

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Here goes;

Looking for the magic pill? The answer to your eternal single hood, the perfect wing man in life?

Sit up and smell the coffee. Stand up and claim your rightful place in humanity. Your mum always told you but you didn’t listen. Now your wallet will pay the price.

Wonder drug; the answer to bad posture, dry spells, dead end jobs, erectile dysfunction, depression and a disapproving mum.

Possible side effects include;

1. Bouts of extra- ordinary esteem
2. Human stampedes towards you,
3. A raise at work,
4. A general air of entitlement
5. And loads of sex.

Stay safe, walk upright, sit up and join us in conquering the world, one straight spine at a time.

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Today’s prompt is bananas but a whole load of fun. If you come across any cool prompt that you think I could write, please share with me in the comments section. Thank you. :)