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Rarely do I respond with a tepid “good” to the question of “how are you?” I like to be honest.

Some particular favorites:

“I’ve been better.”

“Fuck my life.”

Formidable.

“I wonder about that myself.”

“I was good until a moment ago.”

“Not bad.”

“Is it the weekend yet?”

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