Say what you will about millennials — they’re trophy-hungry automatons whose valorization of their own self-esteem impedes their ability to develop interesting personalities and their comically earnest and perpetually irritating self-righteousness only serves to underline just how naive their understanding of the way power dynamics really work in societal structures is, plus you can never tear them away from the phones they keep close to themselves as if they were the only source of non-parental affection they’ve found in this world, which according to the Post is in fact the case — but they’re not stupid.
Here’s Why Millennials Don’t Have Sex
Alex Balk

To summarize: Those damn meddling trophy-hungry automatons and their incessant Snapchatting! Grow up already and bone!

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