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Whoa, as an accountant, let me say that for all the violence I’ve committed and lives I’ve taken since being inspired by The Accountant, allow me to emphasize that no good accountant would EVER commit unethical accounting procedures. Us accountants follow GAAP to a tee, dammit. Otherwise, we’d be bad accountants.

And, yes, the “blame the accountants” narrative here is also most unwelcome. You have an entire show run by a group of high, drunk, rehabbed, moody and half-crazy celebrities and it’s the accountants that screwed up? Please. If anything it emphasizes our overbearing power over all and how easily we can cause it to all tumble down. Don’t mess with the accountants.

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