Having read and enjoyed 30 ways to happy, I have an appreciation for your eclectic style of writing and got over the initial reaction of wondering if the post was a draft. My mind was engaged beyond just reading, so it worked IMO.
ps. consider anything you’re doing (short of actually endangering lives) being called dangerous a HUGE compliment.
pps. Have you tried Google Calendars new Goals feature? https://googleblog.blogspot.jp/2016/04/find-time-goals-google-calendar.html