ANOTHER WHITE HOUSE LEAK: MELANIA TRUMP’S DIARY REVEALS ONE WOMAN’S QUEST FOR TRUTH OUT OF CHAOS

The diary, written in precise cursive on a worn-in leather-bound tome, has revealed a side of the first lady rarely seen. Excerpts below:

  • “Donald Trump has been elected President of the United States of America. I harken back to my conversation a few weeks ago with him where I came up with the saying: ‘Revolution is easy, governing is hard.’ I wonder if that will be true?” Melania Trump, 9 November 2016
  • “I would like to get a back tattoo of something I just wrote: Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn’t pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children’s children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. But should the tattoo be written in Sanskrit? Quite a conundrum.” Melania Trump, 30 November 2016
  • “Goodness, how I yearn for simpler times. A time of truth, valor, and intellectual honesty. For it is now clear to me that the vast accumulations of knowledge — or at least of information — deposited by the nineteenth century have been responsible for an equally vast ignorance. When there is so much to be known, when there are so many fields of knowledge in which the same words are used with different meanings, when every one knows a little about a great many things, it becomes increasingly difficult for anyone to know whether he knows what he is talking about or not. And when we do not know, or when we do not know enough, we tend always to substitute emotions for thoughts.” Melania Trump, 5 January 2017
  • Tonight I wrote a poem for my husband:
I heard he sang a good song, I heard he had a style,
And so I came to see him and listen for a while.
And there he was this young boy, a stranger to my eyes,
Strumming my pain with his fingers (one time),
Singing my life with his words (two times),
Killing me softly with his song,
Killing me softly with his song,
Telling my whole life with his words,
Killing me softly with his song.

I hope he reads it. Perhaps I should post it on InfoWars just to make sure.” Melania Trump, 31 December 2016

  • “Today Donald engaged in a Twitter tête–à–tête with Congressman John Lewis. As a student of history, I appreciate the Congressman’s unflappable conviction to civil rights and I believe that our country owes a deep debt of gratitude to the man that walked and fought alongside Dr. Martin Luther King, a personal hero of mine. This recent episode has led me to realize that the arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards justice. Also, I have decided that the ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.” Melania Trump, 14 January 2017
  • Donald seems depressed. He is such a sensitive soul sometimes and when people criticize him, it hurts. Which is why I always tell him, When they go low, you go high.” Melania Trump, 22 February, 2017

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