CASTING ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ROD ROSENSTEIN MOVIE HAS HOLLYWOOD BUZZING!
Sources close to Napolean Dynamite co-star Aaron Ruell say the actor is eager to take on the role of a lifetime, tentatively titled Hot Rod: or how I stopped worrying and decided to stand up for America’s foundational traditions of separation of powers and the rule of law.
Donald Trump graciously offered to serve as technical consultant on the biopic, telling Hot Rod’s producers, “I have the best memory of this tremendous saga that will have America on the edge of its seat and will get the biglyest and best box office, better than Arnold Schwarzenegger.” Then Trump rescinded his offer, remembering that he is mad at Deputy Attorney General Rosenstein for appointing a special prosecutor to the Russia election tampering investigation. Trump also remembered that he is supposed to pretend that he doesn’t yearn for Hollywood’s acceptance, validation, and praise. Then he changed his mind again and offered his support. Stay tuned!
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