…y to your story, though. I realize the “whats-her-name” came off rude and I’ve apologized for that. I don’t really know what else I’ve said to offend you.
…ird reads were even funnier (aside from that one note above) because I was paying closer attention. The mock outrage and ultra-serious tone are very Onion-like (in talent, not saying you’re not completely original with this).