Thank you for the laugh, it is always good when you see things from the fun side — no matter good or bad. However, we believe that there are more options than what you describe — not only in San Fran but in many other places.
There are startups that know exactly what they want to achieve, people who work in them believe in it with every cell and work as hard as they can towards their goal.
We share this because we work with such startups and help them find talented tech professionals that truly believe in the vision of the startup they join and are ready to give their best every day. It is free to sign-up at the moment, since we are in beta — so if you want to work in a startup that inspires you every day, nothing to wait for.