Matt TrupiaThis Episode Of Curious George Has Deeply Upset MeEveryone knows Curious George is the worst for several obvious reasons; he is a chimpanzee somehow allowed to be kept as a domesticated…Dec 11, 2016Dec 11, 2016
Matt TrupiaAs My Final Life Mistake I Will Purchase This Abandoned Brazilian SteakhouseAfter extensive deliberation, many furtive circles in this overgrown parking lot, and one protracted battle with a gross moth, I have…Nov 18, 2016Nov 18, 2016
Matt TrupiaIt’s Time To Get Organized On This Life RaftI’m not trying to be a huge jerk here, but everyone else with a functioning tongue got a chance to speak their mind, so if it’s OK, I’d…Nov 3, 2016Nov 3, 2016
Matt TrupiainBullshit.ISTThank You For Coming To This Admittedly Cryptic DinnerI realize that dusk is upon us and you are likely feeling nervous and intrigued. You may be asking yourself, why am I here, I don’t know a…Nov 1, 2016Nov 1, 2016