Men get mad at the drop of a hat. They have no control over their emotions and get hysterically angry at even perceived ills. No logic or reason to be found. RAGE RAGE SEETHE ANGER ANGER!!! (I have just performed the reaction of a man who had to wait behind someone at a stop sign for a half second longer than he thought he should have to.)

I cuss, too. Fuck the men who don’t like it. They can kiss my ass. No wait, they aren’t even good enough to kiss my ass. They can eat shit.