There should have been no way a 3 yr old child (or any zoo visitor for that matter) could have found his way into that enclosure. People say well millions of people pass by that enclosure and no one’s gotten in in 30+ years. But the breach was there. Some say the kid is an idiot (he is 3!) but maybe he’s a dang genius for finding the breach while all the other visitors …. wait for it … weren’t paying attention. Millions of people use the internet but how many of them find the security breaches? Does that mean they’re all idiots? And when a security breach is found and exploited and our information is compromised, do we blame the person who found the problem or the company who left a door ajar that was supposed to be locked?

Where was the father? Was this kid a miraculous birth? He must have had a father. Why does no one talk about him?

How about all the hysterical, shrieking onlookers who agitated the gorilla? Idiots, right?

But don’t put your curious 3 yr old on a tether because then OMG you’re treating him like a DOG! OMG OIMG!!!111 [sic]