Simon SilvertongueFat and Old (Parody of Katy Perry’s Hot `n Cold)You ripped your clothes, Trying to fit in those jeans, Your life is a mess, Cause your health Has no means.Dec 19, 2016Dec 19, 2016
Simon SilvertongueImproper PoetryYour poem has no beat and rhyme, You wrote it anyway. Deciding to compress your time, In wasteful disarray.Dec 19, 2015Dec 19, 2015
Simon SilvertongueThe iPhone X Infommercial!(Satire)Are you tired of staring at the screen of the smart phone you broke?Nov 10, 2015Nov 10, 2015
Simon SilvertongueBasic White Things(A parody of Sound of Music’s “Favourite Things”)Pumpkin spice flavours and coffee from Starbucks. Thin pant-like leggings with warm basic brown uggs.Sep 30, 2015Sep 30, 2015