The 18 Greatest, Craziest Cosmo Headlines

Ted Pillow
Aug 24, 2017 · 5 min read

Cosmo is kind of amazing. I’m referring mostly to their covers, as I’ve actually opened a Cosmo fewer than five times. If you’ve never noticed their covers, go ahead and do an image search of them. I’ll wait. Seriously, check any of them out — it’s like whoever used to design their layouts stopped showing up to work in 1993 and the editors just haven’t noticed yet.

Each one meticulously follows the same routine: a female celebrity poses against a single color background, displaying moderate-to-copious cleavage, with one or both hands resting awkwardly on her…

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