Chapter 2: My New Startup
Innovation, Creation, Recreation (on the playground)
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Making a Startup
So the story left off when i was making apps for the ios. Everybody knows all good startups start with a random short common, unbrandable word from the English dictionary… not an idea, so I had to think of one. I looked at the glossary of my science book and i closed my eyes and picked a word to name my new company. Observe
GREAT! I have the name, but what next. Every good teen entrepuenenr knows that the next step to forming a successful startup is getting a .io domain name. There is no other way to become successful. The .io domain name is an absolute must. Now what? It’s obvious! A Parallax One-Page Scrolling Website that is only supported on the most modern of browsers! All I have to do now is make a Twitter account for my new startup and add its twitter handle to my bio and linkedin page so everybody knows I am a CEO!
The Idea
Everybody knows the last step of a startup is the idea because letting everybody know you are the CEO of a startup is much more important at such an inspiring young age.
I was sitting in my shower thinking of how to change the world because I am the next Steve Jobs and i thought of the next big thing.
An app where you can share pictures to the internet so friends can see them
Basically, I started wireframing right away in MS Paint so I could get a good idea of how the app would look. People can make a username to log in and they can take a picture with their camera and post it. How could I make this though…I don’t know x86 Assembly ☹…………….. Heres some advice. dont let anybody know you dont know how to program. YES! Ill just download the parse template project, anypic. Now all thats left is changing the name… and BAM! App done.
I cant release this tho because its too revolutionary. the world will have to wait for my various un-met ETAs that I will tweet about on my tweeter.
Well, time to tell all the kids on the playground that I am a CEO of a new startup called Observe.
To be continued…
(my wisdom will be important to those seeking advice on business and technology)
(I plan to run for congress btw)
