How I Became the King of the Internet

I am better than everyone, I am the original thot.

Look at this nigga, he’s drowning in pussy like Rodney King and you’re sitting at home reading about him. And check that out, he got the 9/11 shades on. You ever pick up pussy and she staring into 9/11 while you’re filling her up like the gas station? I bet you haven’t.

Goddamnit I love my life.