Donald Trump and Emperor Palpatine
Donald Trump is certainly popular today, but it’s obvious that he has something to hide. His suspicious manners, acting as if he’s always trying to keep up a front that he just can’t consistently support. Could this be due to a hidden identity? Could Donald Trump be that great leader from a galaxy far, far away? Let’s look at the facts:
- The Emperor/Trump promises to make the Empire/America great again.
- He promises great things to everyone inside of his domain who succumbs to his beliefs, but all others — domestic and foreign — will feel all the wrath that the government can muster.
- Every other person in authority mysteriously loses their power — or their life — until he is the only one left.
- His popularity comes from a counter-intuitive campaign to make himself look like a coward and a warmonger, but it still works. This popularity is then used after attaining power to convince the population that entirely harmless groups are bent on killing them.
- He believes that the solution to all of their problems is creating a large military, and using it to squash the enemy. Everything else will follow.
- Unbridled anger is one of his core attributes, which he encourages in his followers.
- He seeks to create a fear of the unknown to encourage slaying anyone who isn’t like himself.
- He has no real hair, and wears something else on his head to conceal his baldness from his admirers.
Let us close with a lesson from Yoda: “Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering.”
