like all fairytales
American Horror Story
Laurie Penny

What was that bit about the camel and the eye of the needle — that bit said by that feel-good guy in the middle of that part of the Bible where everything nasty said in the first half is taken back?

Read the fairytales before you use them if you don’t want to look uneducated to the Americans you’re so desperately trying to intimidate with your continental sophistication. We know our fairytales better than you, and this shit is dark.