28 things that Macedonians do that makes them different than others

You know you are Proud Macedonian when:
1 — Your grandfather always has a shot of ‘rakija’ for breakfast; .
2 — Even if you are a girl, your parents (who can’t
remember your name) call you ‘sine’;
3 — Your uncle makes his own wine that’s stronger than ’rakija’;
4 — Your mother insists that ‘promaja’ will kill you.
5 — Your mother insists you must eat something with
‘sirenje’ at least three times a week.
6 — You use ‘rakija’ to cure all illnesses, celebrate
all occasions and as a massage or shaving lotion.
7 — You celebrate Christmas, Easter and New Year two
weeks after everyone else.
8 — Your ‘baba’ will not accept the fact that you are not hungry.
9 — You go to a restaurant and bring your own drinks.
10 — You go to you’re ‘baba’s’ house, she offers you
‘supa’, ‘sarma’, ‘piperki’ or ‘kolbasi’ and gets upset when you don’t eat EVERYTHING.
11 — When you have four pairs of ‘vlecki’ in your wardrobe.
12 — All other action stops when you hear the music of ‘Ogan da go gori’ or ‘Biser balkanski’.
13 — When your mum calls you ‘stoka’.
14 — Where’s a slab of fat in your fridge called ‘SLANINA’.
15 — Your parents still prefer to buy tapes rather than CDs.
16 — Your mum has a whole pharmacy in her medicine cabinet.
17 — Your parents think everything is a conspiracy.
18 — You definitely know you are a ‘Macho’ when you mix ‘Kisela voda’ with ‘Smederevka’ at a local ‘birtija’.
19 — You have at least a whole ‘tendzere’ left over
with food after the whole family has eaten.
20 — Everyone asks you how much money you made on your wedding night.
21 — Your wife has to make you food everyday and if she doesn’t she is not a ‘domakinka’.
22 — Your parents invite 500 people over to your house because it is your ‘slava’.
23 — Your parents can eat ‘luti piperki’ like chocolate and not break out on a sweat.
24 — The house has to be vacuumed at least ten times a week.
25 — After a late night out with your mates on a Friday night, your mum comes into your room at 8.00 in the morning and vacuums your room and tells you to get up because it’s almost lunch time.
26 — Your fridge always has more beer than food, just in case ,gosti’ came over.
27 — You always bargain at the market and try to get
discounts.
28 — Your friends call you ‘peer!’.
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