When your perfect match in cheating is as dirty as you are — “All Men are Pigs. Some Men Are Subtle,” so said my best college friend. Let’s call her Cathy from Chagrin Falls. She meant that all of us Men want the same things, but only a fraction possess the class, style and smarts to fool women into giving those things to us. This made perfect sense to me for quite a while. Whatever I got…

When playing the guitar was the wrong move — Ah Christ. This was supposed to be fuckin.’ Just fuckin’... no cuddles, no snuggles, no giggles no tickles. We were rock-solid, crystal-clear that this was an arrangement that would give each of us what we needed. What we had to have to function like human beings in the world. It would keep her from killing her sister and…