Part 1: Introducing Your Narrator . . . The Wing Commander — It is only due to the prayers of the righteous that keep this joint from being SUCKED into the shadow realm. THAT PART. And I said that part. It was me. Some would say our story starts at the beginning of the end. As the Wing Commander, I would suffice…

Especially If I Could Also Turn Into A Bat — I don’t often reinvent myself as a semi-mythological creature but yet here we are dear readers. So what would I do if I was a vampire? First, it seems like they spend a lot of time hunting for people or animals or like getting vegan blood. It’s very time consuming and I’m lazy AF. I’m going to bypass all that…

Due To It Being Beach Bar Season In Jax — One of the hardships of living the dream . . . being at the beach on the reg, pool boys, drugs, is that it sometimes interferes with real work . . . like writing. So I was supposed to update my dear readers on my Anne Rice reading project where…

Anne Rice So we are pausing our normal schedule of Florida debauchery and Historical Comedy to take the time to visit the great works of my favorite author of modern times, Anne Rice. Proclaimed as Queen of the Damned (most notably because of her work by the same name), Anne…

I Prefer Mine In Blood Orange Margarita Form — I don’t know if there is any other liquor that has quite the party possibilities as tequila. Shots? Yes. Margaritas Yes. And most everyone I know, has a tequila story at one point in time of their lives or another. Today people, we are going to look briefly at the…

A Few Brief Thoughts — Photo Caption: Sadly, none of the dancers/performers above are in The Merchant of Venice. But I wish they were. The following is not meant to be an overview of the cultural impact nor significance of William Shakespeare’s work “The Merchant of Venice”, rather this is to serve as my impressions…

Shaping A Non-Conventional Study Plan — Photo Caption: All of the people seen in this photo possess a degree from an institution of higher learning . . . I do not. “Now what do we have, ladies and gentlemen, fake law schools churning out fake lawyers. It used to be in order to be a barrister…

A Brief Overview Of The Daily Things We Borrowed From Kievan-Russia — As my long time readers know, I have many close relationships with individuals who defected from the U.S.S.R. in the early 1990s. I have focused most of my historical work focusing on classical communities and cultures aka Egyptians, Greeks, and Romans. Upon the request of Nikolay and at the urgency…

I’ll Take Mine With Cranberry and Lime, Comrade — I am no stranger to the bar, the cigar bar to be more precise. I have been requested to cover two things: A). History B). Fucked Up Stories From Florida This piece is from the history section but inspired by very own Russian lover. Today people, we are going to…