Published inTheLameDuckA Suggested Disney Movie Script for Planned ParenthoodA princess in a far away kingdom breaks her vow of celibacy with a local peasant boy one fateful night.Mar 28, 2018Mar 28, 2018
Students can now choose their own grades to avoid stressIn a recent and surprising move by a university that doesn’t usually glorify progressive fields of study such as Adventure Education or…Aug 17, 2017Aug 17, 2017
Failed Dog Owner Lena Dunham Slides into American Airlines’ DMsSo ABC ran the following “story” yesterday, and about one of our favorite subjects — Lena Dunham! Story reproduced below, followed by some…Aug 4, 2017Aug 4, 2017
You Might Be a Neo-CommunistA spectre is haunting America — the spectre of Neo-Communism. Its disciples, commonly referred to as “Neo-Coms,” are a new generation of…Jan 11, 2017Jan 11, 2017
A Trigger-Free ChristmasIt’s that dreaded time of year again, when those God-fearing creationists with their guns and MAGA hats start grunting “Merry Christmas” at…Dec 24, 2016Dec 24, 2016
Published inTheLameDuckHow to throw your Election Night PartyIt’s finally here.Nov 7, 2016Nov 7, 2016
